Dynamite!

On his wedding night, Maury, very proud of his
athletic body, pulled off his shirt and showed his
new wife his arms: “Honey, this here’s pure
dynamite!” She ooo’d appropriately. Then he took
off his pants and showed his massive thighs:
“Honey, these here’s red-hot dynamite.” She ooo’d
appropriately. Then he took off his underwear,
and she started laughing: “That’s a mighty short
fuse for so much dynamite.”

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