Facts of life

What’s a practical nurse?
A nurse who marries a wealthy, terminally ill patient.

What did the blonde guy say to the large-breasted waitress after
reading her name tag?
“What did you name the other one?”

How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb?
None! They NEVER get the house!

Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Because peeing in the bath is disgusting!

How many lawyers does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.

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