GENERAL TIPS FOR WOMEN

1. Men can only do one thing at a time. That includes thought; we can only
think about one thing at a time. So when you start a conversation with a
question, we are most likely still thinking about that question while you
finish up your thoughts. It is not that we are ignoring everything else you
say it is just that we cannot think and listen at the same time.

2. Men don’t know why we like trucks, we just do.

3. If left to our own devices many of us would be making celebrity lips with
our belly buttons.

4. If you tell us not to do something we will suddenly want to do that
thing.

5. If you leave us alone with some tools in your house there is no telling
the damage we can do trying to fix things.

6. Men would prefer disposable/biodegradable socks over washing the same
ones again and again.

7. Don’t assume we have put considerable thought into any one topic.

8. Don’t ask us anything right before a meal…. as we are simply thinking
about the meal.

9. When shopping for presents, we like anything that we didn’t have to go to
the mall to get for ourselves.

10. If you scratch our bellies, our feet will try to scratch our ears.

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