Helpful Hints for the American Traveler

* Be very suspicious if the advertised price of a Caribbean cruise
includes the phrase “Free Ammo.”

* There is no legitimate reason for a travel agent to need to know if
you have experience in jungle warfare.

* Do not board a cruise ship if passengers are being issued oars.

* Legitimate travel agents do not dress in foreign military uniforms.

* In South America, say no to anyone wanting you to deliver a suitcase
of powdered sugar to their grandmother in Miami.

* Consider very carefully visiting a country where the license plate
motto is “Die American Imperialist.”

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