Ways To Say Someone is Intelligence Impaired

Take a break… read a joke!

A few hairs short of a wig.
Three feathers short of being fluffy.
The dip stick doesn’t reach the oil.
Sharp as a bubble.
Nice toy — no batteries.
Up the creek and the water’s dried up.
A few quacks short of a duck.
A few peas shy of having a casserole.
A couple trucks short of a convoy.
An experiment in artificial stupidity.
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
As quick as a tortoise on Prozac.
Doesn’t have all his dogs on one leash.
Doesn’t have all the dots on her dice.
Forgot to pay the brain bill.
If brains were taxed, he’d get a refund.
Couldn’t tell which way an elevator was going if
she had two guesses.

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